July 9th, 2016
Ben and I got up earlier than we would have liked in order to get on the first Maid of the Mist trip of the day. We walked back to the state park, got in line, got our blue ponchos, and boarded the Maid of the Mist. Ben had been telling me how great it was, because he had done it before. I wasn't convinced at first because I don't love boats or getting wet. But eventually he talked me into by telling me it was just so cool, and a really unique experience. And I love unique experiences. But as we were standing in line, and he was telling me again how drenched he got last time, I said, "why did I agree to this? This sounds horrible!" But I got on the boat anyway.
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| "Pretend you're excited to go on a boat and get drenched at 9am!" |
It was not horrible. It wasn't like the most amazing experience of my life, but it was pretty cool. The boat takes you right up to the foot of Horseshoe Falls, and 'mist' is a gentle way of putting the amount of water that sprays onto the spectators. Looking up the falls to the top, as the sun was coming out of the clouds, okay, THAT was really cool. How often do you get to stand at the bottom of a gigantic waterfall, looking up?
There are no pictures from that trip, because, as mentioned, it was pretty wet. But Ben said he didn't get nearly as wet as he had the previous time. And I didn't get as wet as Ben, because the one-size-fits-all poncho
goes only to his knees, but all the way to my ankles, and only to his
elbows, but all the way past my fingertips.
Back on dry land, we checked out of our hostel, loaded up the car, and headed to Palmyra, New York, birthplace of the
Latter Day Saints. Ben was really excited for this day, and as I said, I love unique experiences, so I was game.
We got to Palmyra just after lunch time, and headed first to Hill Cumorah, which is where Joseph Smith dug up his golden plates, and the site of the Mormon pageant we would be attending later that night. We climbed it the hill. IT IS A VERY STEEP HILL. I complained the whole way, which is something I like to do.
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| Look how steep this hill is! Down below is the stage for the pageant, and that sea of green is seats for the pageant. |
At the top, we took some pictures of a very excited Ben with a statue. Then we went down and took a little tour around the visitor's center.
Next stop, the farm where Joseph Smith grew up. This was more my thing, because hey, historical farms and houses? Sign me up. We wandered around the various houses, took some pictures of a very excited Ben next to an old fence, and took a walk through the sacred grove, which I don't remember what happened there, but it was a really lovely place to take a walk.
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| Lovely, no? |
On to the town proper of Palmyra! We took a tour of the print shop where the first Book of Mormon was printed. Wow, if I thought I enjoyed a historic farm, imagine my delight at a historic bookshop/print shop! We got a tour and learned how the book was bound, had a hilarious misunderstanding that led our tour guide to become really excited by the thought that Ben scrapbooks (he doesn't).
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| Book binding! |
Next we went to a place I wanted to visit, the local used bookshop. It was exactly what you would expect from a small town used bookshop, and we spent a long time chatting with the owner.
Pizza for dinner at a local pizza place, then we drove back to Hill Cumorah for the pageant.
I really cannot describe the pageant to you. There are hundreds of people involved, and they walk around in costume before the show, and want to talk to you. I talked to a couple of them, but only with Ben there, when I had to walk back to the car by myself I pretended I couldn't see or hear anyone who was politely greeting me.
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| Before the pageant |
The stagecraft and special effects were really amazing. The stage was set up on the side of the super steep hill, and had all different levels and areas for acting. There were water effects, tons of lighting effects, pyrotechnics, sound, and huge props. Lots happening. Really well done staging.
I must admit that I was quite tired and not very invested in the show, so most of the pageant I dozed. Sorry, Ben! The pageant was telling the story of what's in the Book of Mormon (I think), so none of it was familiar to me. Also, it started after dark, which is like 10 pm! You all know I love going to bed early. As a result, I cannot really describe the pageant to you. But I bet Ben can! All he says in
his blog about it is: "The Hill Cumorah Pageant was super cheesy and I loved it."
After the pageant, Ben drove us on to Syracuse (while I slept some more) where we got a motel and I went to sleep again.